Child: Dad, can I ask you a question? Dad: you just did Child: Can I ask you another one? Dad: YOU JUST DID EPICFAIL

what can a hooker do that a crack dealer cant do find out if u subscribe to me LOL its funny

see the video (o bahia tem rabo preso) 

Run!

Who cares if they're old? If you ask me I don't see any expire-date..

@sheepdog2190 she doesn't bother putting any clothes on, so, she goes downstairs and opens the door. The blind man says: "You've got to congratulate me! I can see again!"

There is a women that wakes up and goes in a shower, 10 seconds after she gets in, the doorbell rings. So she puts her dressing gown on and goes down stairs, opens the door, and sees a nurse. The nurse says: "You've got to congratulate me, I passed my test!" So the women congratulated him and goes back upstairs, goes in the shower, 10 seconds after she's in the shower, the doorbell rings again, this time she looks out the window and sees an blind man, because it's an blind man, (part two--->)

@manofthesouth I got a better one, Three kids go to a park, they meet a wizard, the wizard explains to them that whatever they say whilst going down the slide, they land in a bucket of what they said. So, the first kid climbs up the ladder and goes down and says: GOLD! And lands in a bucket of Gold. The second kid climbs up the ladder and says: SILVER! And lands in a bucket of Silver. The third kid goes down and says: WEEEEE! And lands in a bucket of wee.

A blond, a ginger and a brunette find a magic swimming pool. The genie tells them that whillst jumping, they must shout the thing they desire the most, so ginger goes forward, jumps and yells 'MONEY', and falls in a swimming pool full of money. Brunette goes forward, jumps and shouts 'DIAMONDS' and falls in a swimming pool full of diamonds. Blond goes forwards, slips on the board and shouts 'CRAP' ...

@LoLChEsH OH SICK ! But awesome ^^

Man talks to god.. man: How much is a 1.000.000 years for you? God: About a second.. Man: How much is a 1.000.000 dollars for u? God: A dollar.. Man: May i have a dollar? God: Wait a sec..

So stupid

NOW THATS REALLY FUUNY

Ha ha ha ha!!

at 0:12 you can see a person trying to jump over everyone

saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

OMG too funny...

jajajajaja esta muy bueno!!

I was gonna tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it.

I would love to do this in my town, I only need about 100 more friends :D -foreveralone-

It's all fun and games until you realize the big roach on your wall can fly; then you get the hell out of there.

oooowww...!!

Kris Humphries has a basketball foundation!  Did you know? Ha Ha Ha!

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Guy 1- Wanna hear a joke? Guy 2- Sure, what? Guy 1- Pussy. Guy 2- I don't get it.. Guy 1- I know you don't.